I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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