But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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