And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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