We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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