It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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