I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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