using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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