Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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