that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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