Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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