Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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