I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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