I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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