You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
