it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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