oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Randomize
