I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
