I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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