You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize