Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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