A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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