Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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