Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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