PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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