i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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