yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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