please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Randomize
