Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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