We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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