I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Randomize
