Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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