just tell him i said nine months
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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