Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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