Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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