hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
