I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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