Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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