if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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