This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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