me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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