Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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