If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
We have so much sex to catch up on
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
How naked do you want me to be?
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