I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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