We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
