apparently the secret to your success is patron
operation harelip BJ is a go
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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