Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
My feet surprised me
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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