This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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