We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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