I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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