It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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