what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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